Jokes About Your Mama: And The Mel Gibson Effect
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get your prank the cops today we're
getting the care yo mama merged that
time yo mama's so fat she wore a
red dress people shouted kool-aid man
yeah I love your sweet sugary diabetic
fluid
oh yeah but I'd love to take you out for
drinks don't worry baby it's safe to
drink my kool-aid yo mama's so ugly when
the kool-aid man busted through her wall
he said Oh mama's so stupid she tried to
climb out the stupid lady that's a
refreshing beverage jeez yo mama's so
fat her cereal bowl comes with a
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lifeguard Hey no Ronnie oh wait for you
can't run cuz you're fat yo mama's so
skinny when she eats Chinese food she
uses her fingers that's chopsticks oh I
can never get this right can I get a
fricking fork over here yo mama's so
stupid she brought a spoon to the Super
Bowl
and the fat one brought cereal yo mama's
so fat the only letter she knows are hey
city damn lady you must have a Ph.D. in
KFC yo mama's so skinny
she ate an M&M and looked eight months
pregnant hey red
congratulations it ain't my kid come on
man you got to be more responsible you
can't just go around donating chocolate
and not expect to make a few kids I'm
telling you it ain't mine yo mama's so
stupid she thought Chips Ahoy was a
pirate crew
yeah how dare you eat us put me down you
scurvy dog
yo mama's so short she couldn't climb
get off my refreshing beverage ladies yo
mama's so Mexicans use her as a spice
mama Caliente
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I eat is so spicy but he's so good
gracias, mama, Caliente Oh mama's so ugly
she made an onion cry away from the man she's
touching me with the same hand she uses
- yo mama's so fat she chased after a
yellow school bus because she thought it
was a Twinkie faster
there's no cream filling lady yo mama's
so stupid she thought KFC was UFC for
chickens
check your dye job Jukes at the peak you
missed it
yo mama's so short she makes cookies
with Keebler elves, yo mama's so father
cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
hey no Ronnie oh wait you can't run cuz
you're fat
yo mama's so oh she knew Burger King when
he was just a prince, huh you are not
going to have it your way
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I'm going to have it my way
in America in booger Kim yeah can I get
the number for with bacon extra just
pile the bacon up whoa whoa Soviet
Russia vulgar kids it's you
yo mama's so ugly she made my happy meal
come on yo mama's so stupid she thought
Taco Bell was the Mexican food company
if I told you no times I told you a
thousand noodle times in your data this
is a fast-food place in America you
trick or treat for candy trick or treat
in Soviet rash
candy trick or treat for you oh no
what's happening how many licks does it
take to get to the center of a Brody pop
oh just one yo mama's so stupid she
thought chicken strips was a strip club
for chickens
oh I come here all the time take it off
you chicken slut
yo mama's so short she hangs glides on a
Dorito your mama'
s so stupid she thought
Dunkin Donuts was a basketball
team and
the fat ones their biggest fans yo
mama'
s so short she uses a toasty dough
as a boat boats boat boat
boat boats
and Ho's boats and Ho's boats boats
boat boat boats
boats and hoes
yo momma'
s so fat when she sat on a
rainbow
she
made skittles
oh god no one wants to taste that
rainbow
from the M&M; factory for throwing out
the W's she also tried putting them in
alphabetical order yo mama's so skinny
she went out in a red dress people
shouted Twizzlers oh wait for nevermind
it's just a red dress you know the
the script says Plus red vines are better
but does anybody actually like red vines
I feel like red vines taste like what a
candle tastes like I swear I've never
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eaten a candle in America but
Jason ice cream talk so Elijah
I skipped our Jesus fuck
Hey wanna trade licks yo mama's so poor
she waves around a popsicle and calls it
air conditioning stop it
those are my delicious sugary drinks yo
mama's so stupid when she heard it was
chilly outside she ran and got a bowl
you know what killed the dinosaurs the
Ice Age cool so poorly she went to KFC to
let people's fingers
your mom is so stupid she saw the
McDonald's drive-through sign she drove
through the building
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what do you want to drink
oh come on I just wanted a big sorry
yo mom is so full and G's the reason why
there's no more Szechuan sauce oh jeez I
have a big test tomorrow why'd you drag
me here there's only two realities in
the entire multiverse to have Szechuan
sauce and this is one of them well shit
now there's only one reality with
Szechuan sauce
#yo mama jokes
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get your prank the cops today we're
getting the care yo mama merged that
time yo mama's so fat she wore a
red dress people shouted kool-aid man
yeah I love your sweet sugary diabetic
fluid
oh yeah but I'd love to take you out for
drinks don't worry baby it's safe to
drink my kool-aid yo mama's so ugly when
the kool-aid man busted through her wall
he said Oh mama's so stupid she tried to
climb out the stupid lady that's a
refreshing beverage jeez yo mama's so
fat her cereal bowl comes with a
the best dad jokes
lifeguard Hey no Ronnie oh wait for you
can't run cuz you're fat yo mama's so
skinny when she eats Chinese food she
uses her fingers that's chopsticks oh I
can never get this right can I get a
fricking fork over here yo mama's so
stupid she brought a spoon to the Super
Bowl
and the fat one brought cereal yo mama's
so fat the only letter she knows are hey
city damn lady you must have a Ph.D. in
KFC yo mama's so skinny
she ate an M&M and looked eight months
pregnant hey red
congratulations it ain't my kid come on
man you got to be more responsible you
can't just go around donating chocolate
and not expect to make a few kids I'm
telling you it ain't mine yo mama's so
stupid she thought Chips Ahoy was a
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pirate crew
yeah how dare you eat us put me down you
scurvy dog
yo mama's so short she couldn't climb
get off my refreshing beverage ladies yo
mama's so Mexicans use her as a spice
mama Caliente
Jokes About Your Mama
I eat is so spicy but he's so good
gracias, mama, Caliente Oh mama's so ugly
she made an onion cry away from the man she's
touching me with the same hand she uses
- yo mama's so fat she chased after a
yellow school bus because she thought it
was a Twinkie faster
there's no cream filling lady yo mama's
so stupid she thought KFC was UFC for
chickens
check your dye job Jukes at the peak you
missed it
yo mama's so short she makes cookies
with Keebler elves, yo mama's so father
cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
hey no Ronnie oh wait you can't run cuz
you're fat
yo mama's so oh she knew Burger King when
he was just a prince, huh you are not
going to have it your way
Jokes About Your Mama
I'm going to have it my way
in America in booger Kim yeah can I get
the number for with bacon extra just
pile the bacon up whoa whoa Soviet
Russia vulgar kids it's you
yo mama's so ugly she made my happy meal
come on yo mama's so stupid she thought
Taco Bell was the Mexican food company
if I told you no times I told you a
thousand noodle times in your data this
is a fast-food place in America you
trick or treat for candy trick or treat
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give me something Cotein Soviet rash
candy trick or treat for you oh no
what's happening how many licks does it
take to get to the center of a Brody pop
oh just one yo mama's so stupid she
thought chicken strips was a strip club
for chickens
oh I come here all the time take it off
you chicken slut
yo mama's so short she hangs glides on a
Dorito your mama'
s so stupid she thought
Dunkin Donuts was a basketball
team and
the fat ones their biggest fans yo
mama'
s so short she uses a toasty dough
as a boat boats boat boat
boat boats
and Ho's boats and Ho's boats boats
boat boat boats
boats and hoes
yo momma'
s so fat when she sat on a
rainbow
she
made skittles
oh god no one wants to taste that
rainbow
the best dad jokes Oh yo mama's so stupid she got fired
Oh yo mama's so stupid she got firedfrom the M&M; factory for throwing out
the W's she also tried putting them in
alphabetical order yo mama's so skinny
she went out in a red dress people
shouted Twizzlers oh wait for nevermind
it's just a red dress you know the
the script says Plus red vines are better
but does anybody actually like red vines
I feel like red vines taste like what a
candle tastes like I swear I've never
Jokes About Your Mama
eaten a candle in America but
Jason ice cream talk so Elijah
I skipped our Jesus fuck
Hey wanna trade licks yo mama's so poor
she waves around a popsicle and calls it
air conditioning stop it
those are my delicious sugary drinks yo
mama's so stupid when she heard it was
chilly outside she ran and got a bowl
you know what killed the dinosaurs the
Ice Age cool so poorly she went to KFC to
let people's fingers
your mom is so stupid she saw the
McDonald's drive-through sign she drove
through the building
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what do you want to drink
oh come on I just wanted a big sorry
yo mom is so full and G's the reason why
there's no more Szechuan sauce oh jeez I
have a big test tomorrow why'd you drag
me here there's only two realities in
the entire multiverse to have Szechuan
sauce and this is one of them well shit
now there's only one reality with
Szechuan sauce
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